Do you work, or are you a student? · Band 5.5

Examiner: A teacher, huh? Damn, way to butcher the language even more! Let's look at your tragic attempt. Overall, maybe a 6.0, and that's being generous. Your biggest fix: get your tenses right! Every time you're talkingAlright, let's get this over with. Do you work, or are you a student? Tell me about it. Don't bore me.

You: Waalaikumussalam. Yes, I am Saroj Acharya. Well, to be interesting, I got to do both. I teach and I study as well. I work at this at school and a local local elementary and I work and I study in a master's degree in university.

Examiner: Ugh, a teacher and a student? Trying to bore me to death, huh? Pick one, damn! What's next, you're a astronaut too?

You: I wish I was astronaut at least they pay me much but no I cannot be that. As soon I will finish university and I will be a teacher full time job you know.

Examiner: Full-time job, he says! Listen to you. You sound thrilled. What, do you teach paint drying? What subject is it, exactly, so I can fall asleep again?

You: Yeah, actually it's very boring subject. It is philology. You know, like one of the most boring things in English history, I think, except history other things.

Examiner: Philology? Damn, that sounds like a disease without a cure! You know you're supposed to make learning FUN, not torture? What do you do, make your students read dictionaries for kicks?